A few pearls from the office:

• Pasha: Damn, I like TDD so much. Writing a 5 minutes piece of code takes about a day (sarcastic tone, of course).
  
  
• Aviel: in my case, code does not come from my head but rather from my heart.
  Pasha: I saw your code. It comes from your ass.
  
  
• Me: Integration environment is the Tamagochi of an Agile Team
  
  
• (Phone ringing, Pasha answers)
  Robert: I’m Robert.
  Pasha: I’m Robert.
  Robert: I’m Robert.
  Pasha: I’m not Robert, I’m Pasha.
  Robert: Oh, My bad.
  Pasha: Bye then.
  (end of conversation).